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Rule no. 5 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 25, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

Put on something a little tight in the morning, when you are at your thinnest, and you will be less likely to overeat during the day.

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Rule no. 6 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 24, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

Eat regular meals. Regular meals are what set us apart from the animals.

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Rule no. 7 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 23, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

You should be a little hungry when you go to bed at night and and a lot ravenous when you wake up in the morning. If not, you are eating too much.

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Rule no. 8 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 22, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

Weigh yourself once a week only. Not every day, whatever you do. Daily weighing is for morons. Daily weighing is the path to madness and despair.

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Rule no. 9 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 21, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

At times during your diet your body will decide there’s a famine, and in a bid for self preservation it will start to hoard calories. You still police every morsel of food you put in your mouth but you stop … Continue reading →

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Rule no. 10 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 20, 2014 by KSR BurnsSeptember 23, 2014

Hang mirrors everywhere.

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Rule no. 11 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 19, 2014 by KSR BurnsOctober 14, 2014

Abstention is easier than moderation.

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Rule no. 12 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 18, 2014 by KSR BurnsOctober 14, 2014

Skinny friends keep you skinny; fat friends make you fat. Because weight control is like war. You need to pick a side and stay there. That’s science.

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Rule no. 13 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 17, 2014 by KSR BurnsOctober 14, 2014

Never eat processed food. Processed food, oozing with salt and transfats and fructose and unpronounceable chemicals, is diabolically engineered to stimulate your appetite while never satiating it. Processed food, brought to you by faceless, heartless corporations who care only about … Continue reading →

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Rule no. 14 of the perpetual diet

K.S.R. Burns Posted on August 16, 2014 by KSR BurnsOctober 15, 2014

Don’t eat in front of the television. Or the computer. Or while reading. Or under any circumstances that encourage the mindless consumption of food.

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